On roads, on paths, up trees, in rivers, in the middle of crossings,
outside cathedrals, in front of hospitals.
We are witnessing a LIME BIKE EPIDEMIC.
Limers of London do not know how to ride a bike without dumping it somewhere shit.
And it’s not just shit for other Lime riders.
It’s shit for wheelchair users, it’s shit for blind people, it’s shit for people with prams,
it’s shit for drivers, and it’s shit for anyone who likes looking outside and not seeing a strange
amalgamation of bikes interlinked in a chain like some kind of weird green metal centipede.
So we’ve made a bunch of stickers for you to tag any badly parked Limes spotted in the wild.
All profits made will go to the RNIB and the Wheelchair Alliance.
We like Limes. We think they are good.
We don’t like lemons.
So don’t be a lemon with your lime.
Share your sightings of badly parked Limes and tag us on Instagram,
using the handle @dontbealemonwithyourlime to spread the word.